What Makes a Crappy Wallet?
(actually, we'd
like to find out WHO is making them...)
Crappy wallets are called
seconds by most other companies but we like
to call a spade a spade around here.
These wallets are still
very good but may suffer from card pockets
which aren't quite straight or some trim that isn't quite even.
Regard- less, they still make great wallets and for the most part no
one
would notice that they are inferior quality.
Now,
we don't plan our crappy wallets like Detroit does with their vehicles
which means
there may (hopefully)
be a very limited color selection and maybe even
a limited number. However, having said that, I guarantee that we never,
ever stop making crappy wallets as things seldom go perfect for very
long around here.
Only
$8.00 each! Reduced for Clearance! Now $3.00
Plan A: You're
ordering this on Company Time
If
you're interested in a crappy wallet, please send us a brief or blank
email & we'll send you a list of available wallet colors.
Plan
B: Gimme A
Quick Crappy Wallet
Let's say you want a crappy wallet and care not about what color it is
because you happen to be impatient besides being cheap. Simply go to THIS page or This
page and
order a crappy wallet and you'll get the luck of the draw.
Because when you really think about it, uhh, what color is it inside
your pocket anyway? (and that's
where these things spend most of their time)
Thanks for your time friend,
have a
grand day.
Nosir, I think I'm interested
in a Snazzy Wallet. Take me there James!
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These are Crappy Wallets
This is a crappy wallet
because
the corners are too cornery.
This
here wallet hit the crappy bucket on account of the trim being too wide
and who in their right mind likes red and silver anyway? |
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