Quite often
customers or people pretending to be customers will ask us
what ducthide really is.
But you know, we've got bigger fish to fry
than trying to figure out exactly what ducthide is. There's like two
weeks of summer here so if we're not shoveling snow, we gotta be making
this paraphernalia full speed ahead.
If we had a real good clue,
we'd tell you. But hail, we're not so sure anyone knows the answer
to that question even though it's been on the mind of most Saskatchewanians for
the better part of 120 odd years. That and some real puzzlement about
naming all of
us citizens after a friggin map. Why not some kinda ferocious animal for cripes sake?
(like a Badger or something...) Sheesh!
We're Only Guessing
Our closest
guesstimate is that these skins are the featherdermis of
the Saskatchewan Duct duck which makes it's winter home(almost full time)
here.
During the one week we have of spring we think they shed their outer
carcasses and that's why the dang things kinda resemble a
hollowed out
pumpkin when we find them hiding in the tall grass.
The first
settlers in Saskatchewan noticed that the real estate in some areas
would be friggin covered with weird shells
kinda resemblin' flompy neoprene
slippers and them trailblazers slowly twigged onto the fact that the
ground was only slicked up at a certain time of year. Granted,
those hides were not easy to locate and no one has ever seen the ducks
actually droppin' these dermis-eggs but what else in the
world could
they be?
Never-the-less, them clever pioneers would get after those hides and
peel 'em, cut 'em into strips and
make
tons of things besides the obvious rubber galoshes which first came
to mind. And I'll be danged if those bendable boots didn't make toilin'
in mud and cow manure more hospitable to the point where folks
actually had time to ponder about what else could be done with the
pliable pelts blanketing their chunk of terra firma.
Presto
Chango - Duct
Hide! It didn't take long
before
Saskatchewanians came up with some pretty
ingenious uses for ducthide, one of the best being for moola protecting
DuctHide wallets and likely the worst being for prophylactics. Back
then it just seemed common sense that if DuctHide could guard a
person's funds then why should a feller not strap some hide onto his
johnson in the hopes for protection from the elements and unnecessary young'uns.
However,
it didn't take a rocket surgeon to realize that the same
qualities that made ducthide such a great unwanted expenditure
insulator was also gonna put
the kibosh on it being employed for any carnal pleasure protection.
And now it's being
used in all walks of life here in Saskatchewan. We
make tree blankets from it, non slip toilet seat covers and even not
very
good
collapsible drinking straws from ducthide. (for a weight watching company
who
don't want to be mentioned)
There seems to be no end to the
stuff we can
produce from DuctHide but with the limited supply being what it is, we
aim most of this rare material straight where it should be - at
producing the best and strongest wallets in the free world. Saskatchewanians
at their Most Productive Anyway,
we have some stay at home Saskatchewan moms making these things and
they do
a pretty dang good job, if I must say so myself. We could probably get
the wallets made cheaper over in the Philippines but our people don't
want
to move so we figured that it's likely easier for finished
wallet pick up with them living in our own neighborhood rather than
having to
meet them on some cruise ship or however folks get to the Philippines. I'll have
alot more to add later about this subject but for now I'd
just like to list our different departments so if you need to get a hold
of us, you'll know which email address to use.