Leonard Hayflick
Super
Scientist &
DuctHide
Friend
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HayFlick Hoarder ®
Asset Management for Penurious People
Please
select color of wallet from images below
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Greetings:
Parsimonious, Penny - Pinching Curmudgeons
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"One can go to the
well too often" - ancient (and oh, so true) parable 
Engineered to reproduce
Leonard
HayFlick's grand
discovery of the human cell's limited capacity to replicate, each HayFlick
Hoarder will open less than
60 times before complete and utter compromise.
Consider every alternative
option prior
to accessing reserves secured in this article as each entry inevitably
activates irrevocable demise.
A
warning worth pondering!
(
HayFlick Hoarders guaranteed for 52
openings
after which annihilation ensues )
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Assembled
by stay-at-home
moms,
these wallets are built with great care and pride to protect
your
loot for a
good, long time.
We hope you enjoy owning your
wallet as much
as we loved
making it!
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