L'PoofPiping
Hot Pocketbook ® When Things Heat Up, Somebodys Gotta Pay
Achtung:
Temperature Tricksters, Meteorological Miscreants & Weather Weiners
"Man
made global warming may be a hoax but this wallet is the
real deal"
Utilizing
flawed data, coersion and corrupt science in it's
manufacturing process, this wallet is fabricated
from FOI inaccessable, super-reflective material which returns 110% of
the wearer's body heat. (No, really!)
This billfold
becomes hot so quickly that it cannot be left on the wearer's person
for long and as everybody knows ...
when you've
got your wallet out, it's your turn to buy!
All wallets Blue Tie Die Inner with your choice exterior color
Wallets come with:
Million dollar bill, L'Poof Pocketbook instruction card (same copy as above) and
DuctHide contact info card.
Wallet Outer Color
L'Poof
Tie Die Inner
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#950 Red
#951 Pink
#952 White
#953 Black
#954 Grey
#955 Safety Stripe
#956 School Bus
Yellow
#957 Yellow
#958 Orange
#959 Tan
#960 Medium Brown
#961 Burgundy
#962 Purple
#963 Dark Blue
#964 Medium Blue
#965 Aqua Blue
#966 Light Green
#967 Medium Green
#968 Olive Drab
#969 Camo
#970
Fluorescent Green
#971 Fluorescent Orange
#972 Fluorescent Yellow
#973 Fluorescent Pink
Thank YOU
Assembled
by stay-at-home moms,
these wallets are built with great care and pride to protect your
loot for a good, long time.
We hope you enjoy owning your wallet as much
as we loved
making it!