TightWad
Moneyminder® Resource
Retainer for the Financially Astute
Attention: Cheapskates,
Moneygrubbers and (TFS) Tight Fisted Skinflints
This financial
dispensing
accessory is specially designed to ensure slow and difficult removal of
credit
cards and cash. Watch free meals and small gifts add up as the
impatience of
others creates opportunities for them to pay your way. This wallet
could save
you *** thousands of dollars!
( * proceeds relative to # of friends /
relations with access to $ )