What makes DuctHide Accessories so Dang Fantabulous?
Good question.
Is it our patent very pending process?(uhh, no)Or perhaps it's our globally nearly registered Trademark and extremely corporate culture that make these units so fine?
Nope, it's
none of the above but what does make these accessories so great is that
we put our hearts, souls and best effort into every one of them with
our intention being to provide you with the most wellmade and fun
wallets on the planet. And that's the whole reason for this page - to
show you how far we go to do just that.
Sod homes were good until the first rainfall.
Anyone
can build a duct tape, err, I mean ducthide wallet and plenty of folks
do, just like anyone can build their own home and back in the
day, lots of people did that, too. (now we're nearly out of sod which has kinda put the kibosh on pioneer home manufactuing for the time being)
But we're not talking about just any old wallet here, we're talking
about a high tech, well thought out and durable accessory that anyone
would be proud to own.
So, whether you're purchasing a DuctHide wallet for yourself or as a
gift for someone from whom you expect something in return, you can rest
assured that these fine units will serve the wearer for a good, long time.
DuctHide Trade Secrets
(competitors, please ignor this part)
Open wide and say AHHH
Reinforced Pocket Tab
Every TightWad
wallet has a reinforced money pocket tab at the fold cutout to prevent
wear and tear on what could be a stress point. This additional fabric
strenghtens the wallet while still allowing easy (and fast) closing so you can
expect your wallet and cash to last longer.
Not just a Wallet - it's a Tool, too!
Also, if you really need to, it's very easy to empty out the money
pocket in order to use this retainer to take out hot lightbulbs when
you can't wait for them to cool down. Sure, the bulb might wreck your
wallet but what the hay, it's only twenty bucks and a burnt out
lightbulb can cause serious falls and what have you.
Too bad more folks don't change their own automobile oil anymore because these babies would be great for that, too.
Convert Nonbelievers
Money pockets are lined with grey ducthide so if someone doesn't
believe that your retainer is made of duct tape (it really is tough to swallow...) you
can just flip the unit open to prove your point and show them how well
off you are. There's nothing quite like jealous friends. ;-)
These pockets used to be Secret
All TightWad wallets have two secret hideouts behind the credit card
pockets which gives the owner way too many places to lose stuff.
To avoid losing crucial items, a
handy idea is to tape a short string onto your license so if you're
fumbling around drunk trying to reveal your soon to be walking papers,
just pull the rip cord and out it comes! Good for a laugh and maybe
leniency.
Ginormous, Deep Pockets!
DuctHide fabric is wrapped around the
edge of all card pockets to
ensure added strength and awesome appearence. With quality like this,
it's not hard to believe that it takes someone two days just to make
one wallet. A lot of folks still think there's a heaven, too.
Every lower card
pocket is lined on the inside with clear cellophane tape to ensure
ease of inserting and removing credit cards but I don't think I'd mention this too loudly, though.
This clear tape is the same stuff we
use to cover logos on the lower card pockets for our logo wallets and it's also what makes bullet proof glass bullet proof. (Straight goods from MythBusters)
You're One Peek away from Contacting Us
Say you enjoy your
DuctHide wallet so much that you start feeling guilty about how little
you paid us for it and now you have the urge to fork over some more
dough to reduce the terrific dissonance you are experiencing. See? Not all
negative emotions are bad!
Anxiety can be hard on a person and that's why each of our wallets contains our DuctHide logo with our
website URL and a product run number listed on it so it's a cinch for you to get a hold of
us.
Of course, if we get too many complaints, our website, address and phone numbers will be changing.
They look more Expensive from the Top
These TightWad wallets fold up perfectly and look dang great, too!
You'll notice that all the trim is
angle cut to ensure a better fit and to maximize the visual appeal. Now, we
wouldn't blame you for thinking that these things are made by machines
but I assure you, if the ladies assembling these wallets were robots
they'd do what we asked them instead of talking back like they do.
And look ma! You
can hold this baby with one hand!
Other Stuff besides just Wallets
When you order from us, we don't just send you our silly little wallet and call it a done deal. NosireeBob!
Each unit contains a TightWad card with clear instructions on proper care and maintenance of your new accessory as well as the name of the person who made your wallet. (and not just because we want to deduct any refunds etc.from them)
There's also a DuctHide logo
/ contact card that looks like it should be worth something and one million dollars American that actually is worth something.
Hey, we don't sell these retainers without filling them up, first.
Man alive! Does it get any better than that?!
These wallets are not bottomless, so be careful!
Being able to find your license is a real cop pleaser
Wow! You can park a small car in there!
Forget violin cases, these work great for panhandling!
A thief would likely leave your coin and take this wallet
I snapped this photo while the million $ was in the air!
For further information on how we can custom produce wallets for you or your company,
please contact kathy@ducthide.com
Thanks for your time, friend, have a grand day!
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