Celebration Wallets
and why they make Greeting Cards look SICK (and not the good kind of sick...)
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Greeting Cards
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DuctHide Celebration Wallets
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Made out of paper - trees die for them
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Made out of DuctHide and nobody dies for that
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Life span of 15 seconds to maybe 12 months for packrats
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Could last forever if you're a good owner
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Probably have resulted many fatal fires
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Likely started many savings accounts
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Proves that you have no original thoughts
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DuctHide customers are generally smarter than Socrates
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Celebration
Type
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Recipient
will need wallet (and money) for:
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- Graduation of School, College, University
- Achieving a Driver's License
- Birthday
- Winning a game
- Having a baby
- Getting Married
- Having a Funeral
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- job hunting, clothing and bribes
- fuel, insurance, car payments and traffic fines
- too many drinks for self & friends, home cleaner and house repairs
- the after game party and morning after bail
- diapers, food, clothing and counselling
- a house, furniture and lawyer
- greasing Saint Peter's palm or for water to extinguish Satan's bonfire
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You will be contacted
by email after ordering a Celebration Wallet to obtain copy information
for labels
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Celebration
Wallet $35.00
Any style or color combo - create your own
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3 lines of copy per label
35 x 9 pt characters per line or
25 x 10 pt characters Bold
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Included with all Celebration wallets:
Free Shipping - Million Dollar Bill - Wallet Operation Instructions
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Driver's License
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credit card not included ( as if... )
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This
is your son's hot car
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This
is your son's new wallet
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Graduation |
airline ticket not included ( yeah, right... )
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This
is your daughter's pink grad dress
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This
is your daughter's new wallet
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Birthday |
football game ticket not included ( come on... )
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This
is your nephew's football uniform
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This
is your nephew's new wallet
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