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Celebration Wallets
and why they make Greeting Cards look SICK (and not the good kind of sick...)
Greeting Cards
DuctHide Celebration Wallets


Made out of paper - trees die for them
Made out of DuctHide and nobody dies for that


Life span of 15 seconds to maybe 12 months for packrats
Could last forever if you're a good owner


Probably have resulted many fatal fires
Likely started many savings accounts


Proves that you have no original thoughts
DuctHide customers are generally smarter than Socrates

Celebration Type
Recipient will need wallet (and money) for:

- Graduation of School, College, University
- Achieving a Driver's License
- Birthday
- Winning a game
- Having a baby
- Getting Married
- Having a Funeral


- job hunting, clothing and bribes
- fuel, insurance, car payments and traffic fines
- too many drinks for self & friends, home cleaner and house repairs
- the after game party and morning after bail
- diapers, food, clothing and counselling
- a house, furniture and lawyer
- greasing Saint Peter's palm or for water to extinguish Satan's bonfire
You will be contacted by email after ordering a Celebration Wallet to obtain copy information for labels


Celebration Wallet  $35.00
Any style or color combo -  create your own


3 lines of copy per label
35 x 9 pt characters per line or
25 x 10 pt characters Bold
Included with all Celebration wallets:

Free Shipping - Million Dollar Bill - Wallet Operation Instructions


(click wallet images to enlarge) Driver's License
credit card not included ( as if... )
Lime Green Barracude automobile
Fluorescent Green Driver's License Celebration Wallet
This is your son's hot car
This is your son's new wallet




(click wallet images to enlarge) Graduation airline ticket not included ( yeah, right... )
Pink Grad Dress

This is your daughter's pink grad dress
This is your daughter's new wallet




(click wallet images to enlarge) Birthday football game ticket not included ( come on... )

Birthday grey football Celebration duct tape wallet
This is your nephew's football uniform
This is your nephew's new wallet

Happy Face Graphic
smiles ahoy banner Canadian Flag
United States Flag
world globe clip art
Happily serving these locations:
Canada
United States
Earth





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